STICKERS

The Krupski Sticker Manufacturing Company prides itself in the stickiest of stickers. Sticking these stickers will show your permanent devotion to the Krupski cause, as they will never come off. Legend has it that every sticker was made from decommissioned nuclear material stolen from a top-secret North Korean missile silo.

*The Krupski Disinformation Board requires us to state that the stickers do not, in fact, stick forever. They can be peeled off with enough care.